10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio