10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.