10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm