10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.