10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)