10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks