10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.