10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."