10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.