10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.