10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Welcome to kicker school
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.