10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.