10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus