10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"