10 Random Poker Quotes

In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
if u play for the thrill u are ill
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.