10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"