10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• im going to 2 out you to death