10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.