10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?