10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio