10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977