10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.