10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm