10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.