10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz