10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright