10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.