10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez