10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."