10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet