10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A