10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!