10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.