10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"