10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- im going to 2 out you to death