10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant