10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.