10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare