10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves