10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel