10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer