10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes