10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --