10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.