10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.