10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson