10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.