10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fook the floosh droo!