10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."