10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake